Asian massage parlor, korean massage parlor, russian massage parlor. I've worked in all of them. Erotic or sensual massage, tantric, or "full service" massage? Yes. And medical massage, massage therapy as well. Now almost 18 years workingin massage parlors and giving massages. And so many stories to tell. Comment ona post...we're still many comments away from the 100 needed to get me to write more literotica abut my massage parlor experiences.
Show me you're listening. Or not.
"Maybe you spend too much time on computer."
You got me there, Missy! (Not working these days...) I wasn't expecting you to post what I wrote, BTW, that was a private message.
The truth is usually more complicated than we can ever imagine. Hey, I'm paranoid, what can I say? That must've kept me alive so far. :)
Posted by: Hobbyist | November 07, 2009 at 02:41 PM
You need to calm down honey. Read all you like, enjoy the world but don't judge me ok? Read my blog it says nothing is true. Don't believe? That's ok, but don't judge.
I use many editors and writer friends. Always my thoughts, not always my words. Sometimes I ride on top and sometimes I look in the mirror while he pushes me from the back, and I see my face and think about my story. Later, I ask him to write while I make tea. I have many editor customers :-) but I am the boss. I love to have my friend read back to me my story during calm down time.
I don't even have my own computer honey. Maybe you spend too much time on computer.
Posted by: Missy | November 07, 2009 at 12:50 PM
You know, I have no idea where I was back in '07 (not here, obviously), but this just shines the light on a nagging question I've had on the back of my mind for a while: who is Missy?
I mean, Missy, Massage Girl, Cuntlet...
I've noticed changes of tone and writing styles, contradictions and discrepancies. Examples: you claimed to have given massages for 9 years back in '04, then 3 years later, you've been "jerking guys off for 20 years". Or one day you're a girl with an "IQ through the roof" who speaks English so well that people think she is smarter than she really is, and another a not so smart Asian who doesn't make much sense when not edited.
I thought you were just being as unpredictable and irrational as any woman (wink), but lately I've been wondering whether someone else was writing those blogs.
Would it matter? Well, yes and no, although I really started caring after that "My Depression" entry on cuntlet.com and would feel like a fool (a familiar feeling).
If you're a bunch of horny dudes from MPR, or Dave from TER, having bought this site, I'd prefer to know what I'm reading: I don't necessarily want a guy to tell me what's inside a masseuse's head, ya know? Or it should be dubbed "a monger's take on providers", maybe.
You have my email, Missy. I'm not asking for a name or a photo, of course, and you don't owe a reader anything, much less a "proof", but I'm wondering, if that matters to you.
Posted by: Hobbyist | November 02, 2009 at 07:49 PM
Still catching up with archived stuff. Been reading since '04-05 maybe. Not sure why I haven't always participated much (people have phases), but I've been here all along.
I hope you keep this going, Missy.
Posted by: Hobbyist | November 02, 2009 at 07:20 PM
This is a blog, honey.... write if you wanna, dont if you dont. It aint myspace, it aint youtube, and you wont retire on the revenue it creates. Quit begging for cash. Just blow it off if it's pissing you off that much.
Missy replies: Yes, honey, it is a blog. My blog. And if I want to beg for cash, I will. If you don't like my blog, go away. Right, honey? ;-)
Posted by: Huey | March 25, 2007 at 10:18 PM
Hello! I'm reading here!
I'm also sort of looking for ways to communicate with the masseuse about...what I want, what she can/will do, etc.
Posted by: Andy | January 30, 2007 at 07:02 PM
hahah waiting for the number of comments you want is like an eternal foreplay.....
i'll hold my breath ;) and other things too
Posted by: PZ | January 30, 2007 at 08:54 AM
I'm always listening and watching for new articles! :)
Posted by: Olaf | January 24, 2007 at 08:34 PM
I am listening. Hearing stories of erotic massage and massage parlors is a wonderful diversion. It usually makes me end up going to get a massage...just wish I could always ensure a happy ending!
Posted by: Lee | January 23, 2007 at 04:28 PM
Thanks you for the stories and this site. As someone who has been getting massages for many years I'd just like to say thank you to all the women who provide such a wonderful service.
Posted by: Tom | January 22, 2007 at 09:33 AM