Massage Parlor Sex
What is sex? Today a new customer came in, and as usual I left him to disrobe and get onto the table. When I left he was dressed, coat and all, and the table was freshly made.
When I returned about 5 minutes later he was still dressed and still standing next to the table, but was holding his hands as if they were wet - like someone who was looking for a towel after washing at the sink. He had sticky hands, and my table was a mess. As he turned to me I could see his thing, in all it's sticky and shiny glory, hanging out of his pants. What is this, I wondered.
It turns out that he finds the atmosphere of a massage parlor so exciting that he could not stand it anymore and relieved himself of his pent-up sexual excitement manually, right there on my table.
Huh. What to do? I handed him a towel, and told him to cleanup but stay dressed. I would be right back. Then I left and closed the door. I thought for a minute or two, and decided this guy was a liability. For whatever reason, I wanted him gone. So I returned, and informed him that he had to leave. After all, the mess alone could get me into trouble, as no one would ever believe I had nothing to do with it. I can just imagine a health inspector walking in and finding that and listening tome explain that I had nothing to do with his "release". Geeesh.
So what is sex and in this crazy world, how can we survive? With all the unfairness and rush to judgement against us massage parlor women, does anybody really understand just how weird the world is these days? We are not in Kansas anymore.
Oh and I told the guy he owed me sixty bucks for the mess. Guess what? He paid me, and left without complaint. Justice? I guess he feels he got waht he wanted, and the going rate is sixty bucks so no problem?
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wow i guess he was realy excited to be at massage parlor, i however like to wait for my happy ending
Posted by: rob | October 01, 2007 at 10:49 AM