That's right -- dating your masseuse!
You love massage, and you go out to get it on a regular basis. You also love women, so you go out to get women on a regular basis as well! Sometimes you go out to get both at the same time when you go for an erotic or sensual massage.
So eventually every hobbyist asks the same question of me -- am I single, and do I date clients?
The answer is, of course!
Here's some tips for dating your masseuse:
- Do NOT ask for a massage!
- Do offer to give a massage, but not until you have sent enough time together.
- Don't offer to pick her up at work... that's so cheesy. Offer to meet somewhere.
- Don't follow her home or ask personal information until you've dated a while. After all, you were a client, so you very well may be a stalker type.
- No matter howmany times she asks if you go to other massage places, do NOT admit to going! Don't lie either (she can easily find out from her friends) but don't admit it. She realy wants to know that you don't or else she doesn't want to know, so why not give her what she wants?
- Do NOT ever show up at her place of work unannounced! It is rude and incredibly invasive...after all, she is very likely to be with another client and who wants you waiting around while she finishes?
- If you can't stomach the idea of your lady friend providing erotic massage to your sloppy, dork of an office mate, then don't bother asking her out. When she's inside the room with someone other than you, guess who it is? Yup... more than likely it is your sloppy, stupid dork of an office mate, and he's getting a happy ending!
