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Massage Parlor Reviewed: Missy's Scary Details

Well, someone has gossiped all the scary details of a session with your's truly on one of those "massage review boards". So, since there is nothing I can do about it, here it is. You have to be a member to read the juicy bits, but they do allow free members to view the non-juciy parts. I got an 8, which is actually not bad as I remember the session. I would have given him a ..... well, I better not say!

Update: looks like they moved the public view one.

Lehigh PA Police buy Sex 4 Times: A Girl Starts to Wonder

When the Pennsylvania State Police in Lehigh Valley, near Allentown, PA use taxpayer money to pay for sex in a massage parlor, you hope it was done properly as part of a law enforcement operation. When you hear Pennsylvania police officer paid an informant to go back to that Asian massage parlor in Pennsylvania four times, paying for sex each time, you start to wonder just how much fun these guys were having "laying down on the job". But we massage girls also wonder when we hear about these outrageous incidences. What we wonder might be a little different, but only because we know more about how the massage parlor industry works (both inside the room and outside the room).

So when a Pennsylvania State Police officer near Allentown engages in soliciting prostitution, and the Lehigh county district attorney says the act of buying sex as part of a sting operation is not outrageous, we girls in the biz start to wonder:

• according to the reports, the officer's informant was advised to follow "universal precautions", which is the term given to sanitary precautions when dealing with blood and other bodily fluids. In other words, wear rubber gloves when working with dead or diseased people, wear a face mask when in rat invested dwellings, and ...? What about when going in on a sting at a massage parlor? Last I checked the most common offering by far in any massage parlor is the hand job. It's illegal in Lehigh Valley Pennsylvania, considered sex just like a blow job or intercourse, and subject to prosecution under the law. There isn't a massage parlor around (especially Asian massage parlors in PA) where the attendant would refuse to commit the illegal act of giving a hand job (manual release, a.k.a. masturbation). It's the cheapest, too, typically costing a $40 tip. So a girl has to wonder, if the Pennsylvania State Police representative went in to uncover illegal solicitation by the massage attendant, why did he prepare by bringing a condom? Unless he planned on having his own orifices bathed in the bodily fluids of some massage attendant, what was the condom for?
• according to the reports, the police officer's sent this guy back 4 times, paying for sex in the massage parlor four times. Wow. "I had to screw her four times, to make sure she was really offering sex for money", I imagine he must have written into his report. Or maybe the police officers monitoring the event via wireless radio transmissions (also described in the report) weren't quite sure what "oh baby oh baby ohhhhhhhhh shit bitch I'M COMING AAAAAAHHHH!" meant. You know those little squeaky "eh" sounds that Asian prostitutes make when they are getting screwed... one little exhaled "eh" with each thrust? Well, maybe they weren't entirely audible on the radio transmission?  "What did she say? Do it again... we need better audio" the surveillance team might have said, as they sent the guy back in with a fresh condom.
• a girl also has to wonder if this is how the police officers reward their informants for snitching. After all, these informants are usually guilty themselves (of at least having knowledge of the crimes committed) so what are these cops doing, paying for criminals to get free sex from prostitutes?
• A girl has to wonder if the team of friends took turns screwing the prostitutes. I mean, surely one guy getting handed $200 of taxpayer "expense money" to buy himself some middle aged Asian pussy FOUR times would have pissed off some of the shift crew. "Why does he get all the honey?", they would ask, especially if the snitch was a well known loser street criminal. Bad for business, for sure. So I wonder, was this "informant" actually someone's friend, brother in law, a retired cop, a friendly associate or what? Who got the free pussy?

Of course I have assumed sexual intercourse, but it might just have been oral sex. A condom is advised for oral sex, as part of universal precautions. But then a girl has to wonder:

• Is oral sex oral sex if it is simply "Asian whore mouth around undercover guy's stiff dick? I mean, is there some rule that says he has to achieve climax before it is "sex for money"? Four times back in to buy yet another blow job... this girl's just wondering', that's all.
• Also, what was the timing of these "buys"? Four times back for a blow job or sexual intercourse on the taxpayer dole, I am just curious if it was timed with the guy's personal life. Getting laid on a Friday night at 9pm is an awesome perk. But getting a blow job at 9am on a Monday is likely to drag the whole day's productivity down to a crawl. Who wouldn't want a nap and a peaceful day of relaxation after waking up on Monday morning, participating in an officer assignment meeting, and then stepping into a quiet massage room for a expert lip-smacking blow job from an anonymous Asian whore? I'm just curious how they planned it, that's all. Seems odd, to me anyway. Really.. who got the free pussy and why?

I think we get the true story from the clue offered by the reporter, who wrote:

The man brought the spa to police attention after going there for a massage and being appalled at supposedly being offered sex, XXX said.

So, this man goes to a massage spa in Lehigh County, Pennsylvania and is "appalled" at being offered sex for money. He takes that knowledge to the police, who ask him to go back, buy pay for the sex (be sure to use a condom!) and document the visit for the court records. Oh, and then do it again. And again. Buy the sex four times (using four condoms, of course) and then we'll bust them based on your witness testimony.

Seriously, folks. How dumb do these cops think YOU are? (YOU being the taxpayers and citizens they are feeding this crap to). Or, if this is really what happened, how dumb are these cops? Imagine YOU are the cop at the desk when a citizen comes in to report that his massage therapist offered him sex for money. Would you believe him? I doubt it. Maybe if he was obviously genuinely upset and "appalled" at the experience, you might believe him. But.... would you then give him money to go back and buy that sex, four times? And if he did, would you still believe him?

You're being played, folks. Don't put up with it. Tell your public servants to get back to work and keep the streets safe, stop the robberies and break-ins, get the drug dealing out of the schools and do a better job keeping the bad guys in jail were they belong, instead of fooling around with whores and writing up bogus reports of crimes against humanity at taxpayer expense.

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20080206_Sex-buying_tactics_not_outrageous__D_A__says.html

New Meaning for "Are You A Cop?

Thenext time you think you are being careful asking a massage girlif she's a cop, consider this report out of Australia. A female police officer was moonlighting as a massage parlor girl, reportedly making up to $500 per night in an upscale massage parlor:

An Auckland policewoman who boosted her income moonlighting as a prostitute in a top massage parlour will have earned up to $500 a night. She worked in a "very classy brothel" that employs several attractive women and was well taken care of by management, a spokeswoman for sex workers said yesterday. Police said the officer, who would take home at least $43,000 a year from the force, did not ask permission to take a second job but if she had, approval would not have been granted for sex work. It is understood financial difficulties led her to find a second job, but the Police Association has condemned her choice of work. The policewoman has not been identified but works in the Auckland City district, where female officers make up around 20 per cent, or 132, of the 660 sworn staff. Deputy Commissioner ... said the officer worked "for a limited time" as a prostitute before this was discovered this year. Police would not comment on how they found out about the prostitution but said it was treated as an employment matter.

The policewoman had the support of the New Zealand Prostitutes Collective..."Everyone has to make some sort of living. If she had to pay off certain debts, by all means we totally support that person." Police Association president ... said there was sympathy for the situation which led to the woman's sex work. "But it doesn't change the fact that instinctively police officers know this is not right." XXX said the association was "very uncomfortable" with the woman's choice of work. "It's still regarded as a twilight industry that is a major conflict of interest with what we do as police officers." Many police officers struggled financially, especially in the major cities, and more and more sought secondary employment, XXX said.

"We have had law students, doctors, students, and I don't think there's anything wrong for a police officer to be a sex worker." She would not identify the parlour that employed the policewoman but said it was "very classy".The parlour did not have any connection to gangs or organised crime, she said. "It's probably one of the top brothels in Auckland. On a night ... [she would have made] about $500." Some sex workers at the parlour were aware the woman was a police officer but they were not concerned.