Quakertown PA Massage Parlor Busted

Okay now this one is fun to read.

Police bust Bucks massage parlor - Six people face prostitution charges in Quakertown sting. The Morning Call

A steady stream of customers from as far away as New Jersey and Delaware, some bearing $10 ''grand opening'' discount coupons clipped from a magazine, traveled to K-Spa in Quakertown in search of more than a massage, according to Quakertown police.

So we start out claiming the customers come from "somewhere else", like New Jersey and Delaware. Not local Dad's and pastors...no.

''There's always a possibility of getting a legitimate massage, but they were coming for something else,'' said Sgt XXXXX. , adding that an undercover investigation revealed massages cost $60 and sex acts ranged from $20 to $60.

So there's an assumption. First admit they could be coming for a massage, and then state like it was fact that they were not.

On Monday, after an investigation that began the day after K-Spa opened on Jan. 24 at 353 S. 11th St., Quakertown police raided the massage parlor and charged two women with prostitution, a third with promoting prostitution and three men with soliciting prostitution. Police announced the bust Tuesday.

Okay! Nice work. Start investigatin gthe day it opened, and shut it down with rock-solid arrests. Wonderful work.

XXXX said this is the first prostitution arrest in his 17 years on the Quakertown force.

Wow... no massage parlor busts in 17 years. I bet that's why the Korean massage parlors ahve been opening in the area lately! Thisis the second one busted this month.

XXXX, 59, of College Point, N.Y., was charged with promoting prostitution. She was arraigned before District Judge XXXXX and sent to Bucks County Prison under $20,000 bail. XXXXX called her the spa's ''madam.'' XXXXX, 49, of Queens, N.Y., and XXXXX, 48, of Teaneck, N.J., were charged with prostitution. They are both in Bucks County Prison under $10,000 bail.

Okay so check that again. The owner/operator is 59 years old, and the two "working girls" if you can pardon the expression, are 48 and 49 years old.

During the raid, police said they found a naked man on a table. He told them XXX had just performed a sex act on him for $60. He was not charged, but XXXX said he could be charged later.

Ha! They "found" a naked man on a table. He volunteers thathe just paid for sex! And they say he can be charged later? Wow... but then again, he was from New Jersey or Delaware, right? Stupid out-of-stater for sure.

A woman who worked at K-Spa and told undercover police her name was Sheila is being sought on solicitation charges. According to the police criminal complaint, she is Asian, 5 feet 10 inches tall, has shoulder-length hair dyed blonde and a butterfly tattoo on her right buttock.

Ah.. a Korean massage girl with a butterfly tatoo on her bum. Shouldbe easy to find... not!

After police raided the spa, a female state trooper from the Dublin barracks posed as the madam for the next several hours. ''She would greet [customers] and take them into a room and ask what they were there for,'' said XXX. ''They would describe what sex acts they wanted, and she said she would be right back and officers in hiding arrested them.''

Let's check that too. An asian massage parlor gets a lady cop as thenew operator, and these brainiac customers tell her what sex acts they want when she asks what they came for? Oh my goodness these guys are really stupid. But then, hey, they are from New Jersey and Delaware. No local Dad or pastor in Quakertown PA would be that stupid, for sure. Right? 

The three charged are: XXXXX, 50, of Quakertown; XXXXXX, 76, of Sellersville, and XXXXXX, 42, of Allentown. All three were arraigned and released on their own recognizance.

Unbelievable! The only three gents caught in this massage parlor bust were LOCAL PENNSYLVANIA MEN. One was 76 years old for Christ's sake! Gimme a break?

Solet's lay this out more clearly. Cops bust up a massage parlor run by three old ladies in a town in Pennsylvania that hasn't seen a prostitution arrest for 17 years, and cater to the elderly local gentleman. Sounds like they were doing a public service for $40!

Police got calls from residents the day after the spa opened and received investigative help from the FBI and the state attorney general's office. ''Residents had heard of the reputation of these types of spas,'' XXXXX said. ''A few went in for legitimate massages and discovered more was available.'' K-Spa received a building permit from the borough on Jan. 24. The listed use was ''massage parlor.''

The owners were honest and up-front. Maybe they should have said "massage parlor by and for the elderly of Quakerstown".

XXX said ongoing surveillance revealed a steady stream of customers, many middle-aged men and older, driving vehicles with Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Delaware plates. Police have the names of about 25 of the drivers and will contact them in the coming days.

Coming for the "fresh new talent" I suppose. At least now we see a hint - never park in thelot if you don't want your license plate recorded!

When customers entered the spa, at the intersection of busy Route 309, they were greeted by women wearing low-cut, revealing lingerie, XXXX said. The spa contained a sauna and table shower, which is ''a massage table in a shower room,'' according to XXXXX. ''People lie on it and can get massages … and other things.'' Police said they found stacks of $10 discount coupons clipped from Pulse Weekly, a free magazine distributed in restaurants and pubs in the area.

Man it doesn't get any better than this "stacks of coupons" from the local coupon newspaper. Yeah right, the customers came from Jersey and Delware. And to save $10 on a $40 massage service! These guys were old and cheap!

XXXX was one of four borough officers who went undercover into the spa. He went twice and got a massage each time. ''The first time she indicated the possibility for more, but wasn't specific,'' he said of the woman, who said her name was Sheila. The second time, Sheila told Bender she would perform a sex act for a tip. ''She wouldn't specify the amount,'' he said. ''I then said I was feeling uncomfortable with the situation and would come back.''

The first time he's been under covers in an asian spa, poor guy. At least he got to try it out before he reached 70!

''I'm not aware of any connections between K-Spa and any other massage parlors in the area,'' XXXX said. He did say many of the spas have Korean employees. ''We did see a connection and similar addresses to Flushing, N.Y., where there is a heavy Asian population,'' XXXX said.

Yeah. There's like 12 million people within 20 miles of New York City, and over 4 million around Flushing Queens, and something like 45% of those are asian. Within Flushing it is more like 80% Asian. So 4 Korean women, all from Flushing -- they must be connected, right? Reminds me of that old joke "Hey, you're form New York, right? Maybe you know my friend? His name's Bob, about 6 feet tall, brown hair?"