Garden State Colon Hydrotherapy busted in New Jersey for Massage?

The Daly News has an article entitled: "N.J. 'clinic' as sex den". It seems the Russian brotherl people have been getting creative. This time it was a hydrotherapy clinic?

A New Jersey firm claiming to specialize in hygiene was actually involved in a dirty business: It was a brothel offering sexual thrills, police said.

Sofar no mention of massage or massage parlor.

Three women were busted, including two from Brooklyn, after a sting at Garden State Colon Hydrotherapy on Friday. XXXX, 24, and XXXXX, 21, were both released on $10,000 bail, along with a third woman, XXXXX, 28, of New Jersey.

Well,clearly Russian sounding names, and they were all under 30 (so we can safeuly assum ethey weren't Korean - ha ha).

The three, all Russian immigrants, were charged with soliciting prostitution, cops said. The clinic has been open for two years, but several weeks ago, cops started investigating it, according to Bogota Detective XXXXX.

Two years of operation and no complaints? Seems odd, but maybe there was a change in management.

They noticed right away that things were a little too quiet - like no clients in the waiting room. Cops also noticed that men entered only through the back door. "You'd figure some people would be coming in and out of there once in a while at least," XXXX said.

Oh I understand. The investigators staked out the place FROM THE FRONT and never saw any customers! They were sneaking in the back door unnoticed! How funny.

So cops checked out the purported clinic on the Internet, and traced it to an advertisement for a massage parlor called the Blue Lagoon. On Friday, a patrol officer set up an appointment for 7 p.m., Piterski said.

Ahhh.. now we see the "massage" connection. They advertised it as a massage parlor, but operated it as a hydrotherapy clinic. How ingenius.

He was greeted by a woman who started giving him a massage, and then offered him sex for money. The cop signaled his colleagues to come in and make the bust...

I think we left out some details. "Greeted by a woman who started giving him a massage" sounds alot less salacious than "he was greeted and taken to a room, where he negotiate a massage. After a while the woman offered him sex for money"...

Busted. Tsk tsk. It was a brothel.