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Erotic Massage Video / Sensual Massage Video / Hidden Massage and Video

I get visitors looking for massage videos, and I want to serve them. The problem is, there is so little good massage video available out there. I have tried before, and sometimes I was able to bring you really hot massage videos, even if the links only worked for a few days.

The problem with massage parlor videos on the web is, they are so fake! But now I found one that is very, very hot. The thing is, you have to have a little "inside information" to find the really hot massage videos. Allow me to explain, after you look at this composite picture I made:

That is clearly a massage table, and this is clearly a massage parlor camera, but it it is presented as something a little different in the top pictures. The first web site sells access to home made massage videos from a guy who massages hot girls. That's ok, but not what we are looking for, right? But then, I found the same guy has a web site with hot full-service action FROM THOSE SAME SESSIONS! Those photos on the bottom are from the full-service site, which is not billed as a massage site at all, yet features the same girl on the same massage table only she's getting it seriously in the massage room.

So skip the first site that is actually promoted as massage, and just go to the second site which is not described as massage but which is inside massage room camera video footage of massage action, between the guy and the hot girls (who obviously look like they are dancers or typical massage parlor girls). Lots of massage sessions, lots of hot girls, and serious action.

Nice find? You bet. Thank me later (!). As I find more real massage videos I'll try and post them with access information. Of course, if you know of any, please share via the comments.(OOps... here's another one all about massage).

Korean Sex Slavery Massage Parlor

Korean Sex Slavery Massage Parlor

I read today another news article about Korean sex slaves working in massage parlors. I have a different side of the story. No one writes about this different side. It maybe is not good news for reading. But is true. So which is right? Which is the one to read? Here is my side of story.

Korean sex slavery ring from South korea takes women and promises new job in America, offers contract. Woman gets ticket out of South Korea (very hard to get - she cannot get this by herself. The government has no reason to let her leave South Korea and won't until bribed or exporter bribes big lawyer to get her papers). So she is "free" to leave South Korea. She is taken to Mexico and then waits to go to America. Her managers get her a passport to America under someone's name, and she goes to New York. She knows what is happening. She knows she is a fake person. She knows she is taking big risk. She is after money, and freedom (mostly freedom). She is not stupid. She had nothing before, and no choice and no future. Now she has possibility. She will risk everything, and knows this. Most were whores in Korea already. They can never undo that. In Korea, they are whore forever and their children are whore children. They have no future. No options. This way, maybe children can have options for better?

In New York, she has choices. Work in factory - all day for little money, under nasty boss. Work in restaurant. Very dirty work, very hard, little pay, nasty boss. Or if she is pretty, she can  try massage work. If she is big whore, she can go direct to whore place. She has to want it. She has to try and learn and work hard. Again, she is not stupid. She knows what she is choosing to do for money and choice. Many women will whore for their keepers and managers to stay out of hard work, too. It is not forced. It is what they chose to do. Are some forced? I would say of course. But i would also say of course many american women are forced, too, to submit to boss or landlord or friend or policeman, too. Those women are not in newspaper, and not saved from slavery.

The newspaper says she owes money and is forced to work. Yes, this is true. She owes money because she agreed to take that risk and she was given her chance. Now should she cheat her deal? The newspaper says her family in South Korea is threatened. Yes, this is true. But they are threatened if she breaks her deal. Why is that not normal? If you owe big money and cheat someone, is your family threatened? Yes it is. Not just prostitutes. I know many women giving sex to landlord for rent. I know many women giving sex to husband for food and house. They are slaves too.

One day only maybe one year or two later, they have earned a lot of money and are free. It is not always like newspaper says. Many girls know they can make two hundred thousand a year and be free and save some. That is lot of money. Even manager knows that is lot of money and girl has right to be free. What will she do next? With just 30 or 40 thousand saved, and free in America, she can do nothing. She needs more. She came here illegal. The lawyer wants five thousand to start immigration papers. She needs one hundred or two hundred thousand to do something better. She has no credit and the America system is very hard. It is cheating everywhere, taking money. It is very easy to lose 200 dollars every day just living in America.

One traffic ticket for American is maybe $90 but to Korean women it can be 300 or 400 dollars each time. She cannot argue. She cannot read the pages of instructions and follow them. She will miss requirements and the fee will double, and double again. How do you learn to drive? Your brother teaches you. The korean woman in America has to pay a teacher. He is many times black and liking Korean women. For me he teached me driving, and tested me, for money, until I was ready. But he taught me some things wrong. I tried test by myself but fail 4 times. I came back to him and he told me no problem. Be girlfriend and he will pass test. After 4 times fail, how easy is that? After pay, after learn and try very hard, still no license. If I pay with body, license right away.

Korean women at motor license agency is told different than you. I see many times. "Come back next week" they say, but for no reason. They just try to make you fail. If you question, and insist, they find some reason to say you are stupid and out of order. If you don't speak up, next week never comes. Don't believe? Ask your massage girl next time, after sex. If its not busy she will be relax, and she will tell you story.

Korean woman is told by landlord price goes up today. If no pay, move tomorrow. Who knows rights? Lawyer is cash up front, and then no work. Everything is expensive. You wonder why Korean massage girl buys Gucci? Because she can, and your wife can't. That is one of only things she can show. Understand?

So korean massage girl is sex slave? No. She is slave, yes, but better sex slave in America than culture slave in Korea. Her choice. Not every one. Yes please help the poor ones who don't choose and have slave owners and no choices. But please don't call me sex slave, or say all massage girls who trade sex for money to pay for freedom are sex slave. Not right.

How can you get 200 thousand? There is no way except illegal or night club or bar, or cheating real estate or cheating lending. But with 200 thousand I can open nail salon or dry cleaner or buy a truck or open farm stand and work very hard. Don't show me korean church people who work hard and make it. They cheat too. They take money from people and lie. Anyone can work hard and make it, but they take chance too. One health problem and everything gone, plus chance gone. The ones who say work hard and make it had family support, and other support, and buildings in Korea they sold as condos. Every time.

Why I write this? It is challenge for my editor (actually, I only edited enough to be readable. I think Missy's writing is charming as transcribed!). I write because story told is one side, not all truth. The system lies and if you ask the girl after you arrest her, she cannot tell truth. Ask her before arrest her, if you can, and you will learn more. But maybe you don't get colorful story for newspaper.

Want colorful story for newspaper? Ask the massage girl about her customers. Your husbands, your wives (yes, they come for attention also), your bosses and your workers. Your police, your lawyers, your everyone. They have colorful stories no one will listen to without shame. They have to feed the family but how? They cheat and lie and feel bad and they steal and feel bad and they need attention and don't get it and they have pain and suffer and no choices. Except to come to me for release. They are hero, but no one admits truth. They can only survive with help, but no one helps. So they come to take break. One hour. Quiet. No name. No responsibility. No worry. Just relax. Massage girl will touch you but not ask question. Make you feel better. Make you feel important. Make you feel special. Give, not take. Like no one else will. For only $80 or $120. It is a bargain no?

Next time give bigger tip, ok?

Massage Relief - Continued from Cuntlet.com

Note from Missy: This article was posted to Cuntlet.com. We are already into the story, when we get to this part:

I am looking down the hole in the massage table, listening to the noises of the massage parlor. I rarely hear anything more than conversations among the staff, noises of walking and doors closing, or the slapping of hands on flesh as someone gets their bodywork. Only once, in a regular massage parlor, did I hear "sounds of sensuality" from the room next to mine. Once, in 14 years.

I still remember it well, and it still gives me thrills. Little girl whimper sounds from a little Korean girl getting her button pushed by some lucky customer. Maybe it wasn't real.. maybe she was an amazing actress, but you will never sell me on that idea. I heard it, and I know it was the realest audible sensual response I have ever witnessed either through a wall or in person, in my lifetime. She was getting off and letting go and IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. I like to tell myself that the women I have touched have felt that way, too, and that I simply was never in a position to listen to my own activities from the room next door, but that's my fantasy...

Continue reading this post at www.Cuntlet.com. The story is called "Laying Down for some Massage Relief"

I just Wanted to Write about my Asian Massage Girlfriends

I just wanted to write today, to any one who might be listening.

My friends these days are asian massage parlor workers.I'm half asian, so I am a novelty to them. I look like them, but don't understand them and I don't act the way they expect me to act. Since they are here in a foreign land, after they have been here a month or so I am like a missing link to them. They want to learn from me, and they see me as what they might become if they learn to understand this American culture. I even had one late bloomer 19 year old Chinese girl grab my under wear and look at my pussy today. She wanted to see what mine looked like, as if she expected it to be different from hers. Whatever.

One very big barrier to them becoming me has always been obvious, but today we put it into words. One of the girls has been having sex with an American customer on a regular basis for a few weeks now. We all know it's going on. Harvey's smitten with her, and he visits a few times per week. He acts like a little boy in love, even though it's obvious he only allows those feelings to exist inside our little massage parlor. I'm sure he has a wife and grown kids in his "real life". But once Harvey enters through our pearly gates, he's hungry for some Chinese pussy named Sarah, and Sarah is happy to receive his attention.

What Sarah put into words today is WHY she is so happy to have him interested in her. As she puts it, she's no good. Shes "not good... no good". The Chinese she uses means dirty, or ugly, or maybe filthy or garbage. She views herself as unwanted trash, and that is why she likes the massage parlor world. In here, she is accepted as a person. Outside, as she sees herself reflected in the eyes of others, she is worthless and dirty. Now she has a man who looks normal and respectable, interested in kissing her. That's right, because he looks like a real respectable person, and he is willing to put his mouth on her, and his thing inside her, she feels cleaner. She feels "as good as other girl". We also learned today that this customer has been riding her bareback since the third visit to see her. That means he wants sex with no condom, which she delivers. She revealed that his interest in no-condom sex with her proves that she is clean. He wanted her, and he chooses her, and he isn't afraid that she is dirty and ugly and garbage.

Now I know this guy is a stupid dickhead and the two of them have probably got the filthiest private parts in the state, but think about how she really feels. Her world has so beaten her down that she is shit, so when a guy who claims to be "regular" is willing to take a risk on her, that makes her feel valued. What a sick situation. We talked about it today. The big difference between US (meaning you and me... people living in this North American society) and them (the Asian whores coming to work here after having worked as whores in Asia) is that WE don't know our place in society. We are scum.. you and me, because we are filthy whores. You buy sex from whores, and I sell my body for money to trash like you. That makes us both dirt. The rest of the world knows this. They treat their garbage like garbage. In Korea, whores are whores and not worthy or recognition by society except as dirty whores. But here, we treat people like they are equal. An ex-whore can get a job and people will actually help her try and get along. Not so in Korea or China, where a whore is a whore for life and even a child of a whore has no choice but be a whore.

In our society I'm a filthy whore but I dress up well. When I go out into the world you don't know I am anything other than the beautiful International co-ed I look like. And neither do I. I know I am just as good as you and everybody else. In fact, because I am articulate and Asian, you people think I'm smarter than I really am. If a woman dared to question me on the street, or suggest I was a whore, I'd chew her out and let her know she had no place talking trash to me like that. My asian friends laugh at that idea. That I, a massage parlor whore, would go to town and stand up for myself - that's unimaginable to them.

Funny that the source of my confidence is my experience. I actually know for fact how much of a shithead everyone out there really is. I know that the pious bitch housewife who storms into the massage parlor looking for the hussy who stole her husband is actually a dumbitch who sucked ten or 20 guys in the back seat of cars before she discovered the one she would marry. I know she took it in the ass from 3 or 4 of those, hoping to give them what they can't easily get, in order to hold on to one of them as a husband. I know the local minister visits with his bag of leather toys once a month, and I know the local police chief has a foot fetish. He likes the smell of man juice on leather... he gets off on it. When he's not busting massage girls for offering hand job happy endings, he's paying girls to let him ejaculate into their shoes so he can lick them clean.

These asian massage girls apparently believe that the mayor is an honest and dedicated public servant. They apparently believe that the former mayor, in the news because he is married 51 years to one woman, never "strayed". They don't know about the 32 years of outcall provided by my former boss, which included a few years of personal service to the mighty mayor, who happened to like being tied up. What these girls are is ignorant, more than any thing else.

After a year or so working in the massage parlor they may have gained some self confidence, from learning how the world really is under those carefully coordinated outer clothes. They will have gained insight into society by sticking needles through the foreskin of the town plumber (he brings his own tools and is happy to instruct on sterile procedures), by repeatedly face-slapping the local attorney until he creams his pants (while wearing an apron like his mommy used to wear), or by near smothering the local priest with a pussy-over-nose and mouth head squeezing thigh-lock until he either passes out or comes (he's done both, many times, and I am still unable to predict which way it will go on any given day. One time we took bets. I lost).

But by the time my ignorant asian sisters learn about this crunk society we live in, and regain their self respect (go figure that out), they'll probably be sick with disease and worn out from the physical abuse. Because assholes like Harvey are as stupid as they are. Harvey thinks that because she is only his dream girl inside the massage parlor, any sexual diseases he picks up or drops off will only exist inside the massage parlor. Boy will his world be rocked some day. And hers.

So I just wanted to write. Let me know you're reading by leaving a comment. It's the least you can do to help me believe anyone is reading. And you guys please do me a favor. The next time you deposit bodily fluids inside the private room of your favorite massage parlor, leave an extra $50 in your tip. Consider it a bonus for assuming you're actually a decent person, and for cleaning up your emissions without making a federal case of it. I bet you'll feel better for having done something nice, for someone who could use it.

FBSM - Full Body Sensual Massage

A customer recently told me he has become addicted to "FBSM" or "full body sensual massage". Wow.. I never really knew about that acronym. I was surprised, because hell, I'm in this business! I guess I need to get out more!

A certified massage therapist is Pennsylvania defines FBSM as:

As a certified massage therapist and talented sensual artist, I will create a blissful and stimulating escape for you. Feel your skin tingle under the slightest touch of my knowing fingertips. I combine swedish, lomi lomi, and tantric massage techniques to ensure a truly sublime experience. Feel your stressful day melt away in my strong capable hands.

The Urban Dictionary even has an entry for FBSM:

A body rub with oils, paying close attention to particular areas of the body, for maximum stress relief.

I am going to have to go explore this as a customer of FBSM... are there FBSM providers advertising services for women? I shall find out...

more Massage Parlor Images

More massage parlor pictures from the web...do these images really define the massage parlor?

 

   

 

Sex through Panties - A Personal Story

She was a massage parlor girl and I knew it, but I believed her when she assured me she didn't have sex with customers. Then one day, on an unannounced visit to her massage parlor, I discovered evidence of what I now know to be "panty sex". It was one of the darker moments of my life, and it has taken me years to reach a point where I can tell the story of how I discovered my massage parlor girl had an unusual definition for "sex".

That's the email I got from George (his real name) who a few years ago lived in New Jersey and frequented a well-known New Jersey massage parlor (now long closed). I met George in Chicago, in a massage parlor. He wanted panty sex, which I had never heard of at that time. I was working in an asian massage parlor in Chicago, which is very rare, and I was a white girl, which to me was really strange but to George was "typical - can't get good asian pussy in Chicago massage parlors" or so he said.

So George introduced me to a popular fetish among Internet porn lovers - "panty sex".  Panty sex is sexual intercourse while wearing panties. The girl wears her panties and the guy pulls them aside and does the deed anyway. Some guys like the panties tight, while some guys pull them practically off. Some like the feeling of the friction; others dream of no-permission sexual activities, and still others like the visual imagery, especially when they pull out and drop their load upon the fabric of the panty. In my limited experience with the panty sex fetish, guys like black lace (for the ocntrast of their manly emissions when they pull out and deposit them) and plain off-white cotton (which becomes shear when wet). Whatever.. it's a fetish, right?

That long ago day when George told me of his fetish for panty sex, he said he discovered it himself the hard way - by discovering his girlfriend had been doing it for customers. THAT was so intriguing to me, I insisted he write me the story. He never did... until now. I got this email today. I will post part of it now, and then I need to edit some more and post the rest. See my note at the end for details of that.

We always had an understanding that she would not do actual sex with customers, although it was pretty clear to me that she did handjobs and wanted to be free to do that. She was very much against oral sex with men, except under the cleanest conditions, so I didn't worry about that although I knew there were a free regular customers that could have gottenthat from her wihtout too much trouble. When you date a massage parlor girl you accept some aspects of it. One way to accept her is to set limits, and one limit was no sex (meaning intercourse). We had agreed, and according to her, it wasn't much of a special request because, according to her demeanor, that wasn't much of a sacrifice on her part. Or so I thought.

Another unstated agreement was that good boyfriends of massage parlor girls do not show up unexpectedly at the place of business. I know... flags go up when you think of that rule combined with the "no sex" rule, but like I said, you already make compromises when you acept that your girlfriend is someone elses for-hire girlfriend. Anyway, I followed that rule, mostly. One day I stopped by unannounced, coming in through the back door.

It was quiet, the room doors were all closed, but no one was in the waiting area up front. I slipped into the kitchen area and had a look around. I admit I like the "thrill" of being in a bordello... knowing illicit stuff was going on all around me. I would often press my ear against the wall and listen to the little sex sounds the girls made when they were "trying to be quiet" whle being pounded. Many times I heard the swish-swish-swish of the heavy lotioned handjob. It all turned me on in a way. I also liked to check out the laundry pile and notice the little washcloths soaked in semen. I know.. gross, but actually, picking it up by a corner and holding it up to the light, it was obvious which ones had received an ejeculation, vs. lotion or hand washing or back washingor whatever. Again... just a turn on to know the girls were drawing out the equivalent of quarts of community semen every day, and a little bit of a challenge to me to see if my little honey was responsible for any of that. More than once I had watched her toss her client rags into that bin, and each time I innocently memorized exactly which rag was her so i could check it later when she wasn't around. I never found any with forensic evidence on it. Odd, yes, but maybe... just maybe she actually didn't release her customers. Whatever. I checked and she probably knew that anyway.

But on this day I saw something new on the laundry pile. On top, not rolled up, was a pair of her panties. I knew them... they were really hers, not stage clothes or costume panties most of the massage girls wore. These were thereal cottonpanties I had removed from her body on many occasions.  Bingo, I thought. I would snatch me a pair of her dirty undies and she would never know. So I picked them up. Plain as day, front and center, right over the fabric that would normally cover her spoft white underbelly just north of her snatch, was a large round wet spot.

Now there is no reason that this area would be wet in a circle like that. It wa sfar from where her moistness would appear on dirty panties. It was round and wet, while the rest of the panty was fresh and clean. The spot was almost shear from being wet. I couldn't stop myself, so I sniffed it. WOW. Fresh semen soaked.

Now I can't explain this in any way. They were hers. They were in the laundry at the massage parlor. They were wet with fresh semen, in one spot on her underbelly. I put them back into the pile.

When she finished her customer and came out, she was surprised but not upset to see me. She had her post-customer white washcloth rag with her, which she tossed it onto the laundry pile. As she did that, I noticed that she noticed the panties, and she moved them down the pile s if she was cleaning up the pile. As usual I memorized the location of that rag. She had noticed her panties...and pushed them down the pile. That was all I needed to see. She knew they were hers. She knew they were "evidence". She wanted them out of sight. What she didn't know was that I could still smell the fresh semen on them, lingering in my nose. As she left the room to escort her customer out the door, I checked the rag and it was clean. I took the panties and placed them into my coat pocket. I alked out the door, telling the cleaning lady smoking outside to tell her I went for smokes and wouldbe right back. I hurried to my car....

Note to readers: you can encourage me to edit and post the rest of this story by leaving a commnet telling me how much you would like that. THANKS!

Lingam and Yoni Massage

Lingam Massage for Men

Lingam massage is massage of the private parts for stimulation. Is it a hand job? Practitioner sof "tantra" will say a lot about lingam massage. Some customers of mine say that lingam massage is a really slow, build up hand job.

Yoni Massage for Women

I foudn this one amusing. The Yoni is the vagina. So this is vagina massage, right? Well, it is a hand job for women, but done slowly with a build up, paying attention to the intent  of building up through stimulation towards a releasing climax. Call it a good friggin?

Sensual massage and Happy Endings for Women

I often get asked about erotic massage for women and I definitely know how to deliver massage for the woman seeking a happy ending. But unlike many of my massage girl peers, I am not lesbian. I simply know how to listen with my hands.

But if you're into the erotica scene and you are a woman into massage, check out this video:

*** they deleted the video.

Comments welcome, below.

More personal webcams and stuff for my readers

Update: I created a web cam site that limits your choices to only those girls with my features... blonde, white, etc. That shoul dmake it easier for your hunt lol! See missy.streamray.com

I get a ton of emails from you guys asking how you can meet the "real" girls behind the massage girls in the massage parlors. Since I talk so openly about real life of a massage girl and relationships, I suppose it makes sense that you ask. Yes I have dated customers. Yes I have life long friends who are frequent massage hobbiests. Yes I know plenty of massage girls, and we have all been intimate with guys we originally met in massage parlors.

I have already referred many of you to the seemingly odd but highly effective non-verbal communications course and the Seduction Science series. You should also check out the wildly popular Mystery Method (from the TV show... click here). I have also frequently told you when I am my friends are active on web cam sites and adult friend finder sites. We all have profiles, but except for Adult Friend Finder I don't spend much time in those (I love Adult Friend Finder). My best friend forever tried every korean dating site out there and she, too loves the adult friend one. She has a profile that gets tons of emails, but only answers white guys. She considers the guys she meets from there as "pass by men". I didn't ask what that meant, but I think it's pretty clear.

Anyway I was just notified that one of my American massage girlfriends from New Jersey hooked up with one of you customer guys and launched a personal web site on one of those "make money doing online porn" systems. The deal is not very good for her, as usual, but she thinks it has promise so I didn't want to be negative. Let her discover for herself how all of the profits from that site will go to the guys running it and not her. But anyway at least she's trying something new, and with the contacts and experience of her first foray online she may find success later, right? Here are links to a set of American girls going into that program. Going as "Luna", and one is going by "Marie". Another is "Tanya". I am pretty sure Lisa is "Jenny" and this is "Sue". You may recognize them from your own massage parlor experiences, so maybe you'll get a kick out of that. You saw her for erotic massage, and now she's baring it all online! What more could you ask for? Let me know if it's good for you, okay? I'll pass it along.

Honest, I won't tell you directly where my cam is hosted, but it is out there hah hah. I have never told anyone that it is me, or connected it in any way with my massage parlor work or my blogs. I guess that's part of the treasure hunt, eh? It has been a ton of fun for me. I signed on after I witnessed my friend Angie over at Cams.com, and I tried that service but then found one that is better for me. I am only on it Thursday nights, but I do it religiously. I am totally a "performer" on Thursday nights! Could I link to it from here? Not yet, lol. That would be too good a clue! It's not as busy as Cams.com so I'm not comfortable pointing to it yet... it would be too easy to find me! I have done some cameo apearances at Angie's cam room by the way. Those are always fun. She is way more lesbo than I am, but the chat goes crazy when I show up in her room. She gets paid a little if you log in, but the  real money is only when a customer goes private with a credit card. So if you are feeling generous, do some logging in for the girls you watch at least, and consider going private for a bit with the ones you appreciate. They get $40 and sometimes more if you stay for a show, and that really does help them out. Small price to pay for personal attention, no? Cams.com and the other ones I link to are reputable and don't scam like some of the others "allegedly" do. Let me know if you have good/bad experiences to share.

I'm going to be in Sarasota Florida next week for the holidays, and I have a chance to work in a massage parlor in Tampa Florida if I want. Should I? Let me know and if you know the places down there, clue me in on what is good quality vs. scammy. I have some choices, but I'd like to be a little more knowledgable before I open my mouth about it!

I just figured out a way to link directly to specific profiles in Friend Finder. Hah! So here is a profile set that should include my bff Angie in it.. maybe you can tell! LOL I don't want to get into trouble, so I left it across all states but it's still fun cause she's so obvious!

She doesn't know what age I put on my profile, so she can't do this back to me LOL!

Seattle Asian Massage

In Seattle, there are many massage parlors and independent massage providers advertising. Most of these advertisments are outdated, with dead phone numbers. Many are just escort services, interested more in sex than massage. Sex trafficking is a big issue these days, so the syndicated asian massage places are largely closed, arrested, or otherwise gone.  If you do find one, the prices are very high and the services are very hard core.

For Chinese massage, like Tui Na and shiatsu, you have to wait in line at a clinic or suffer the challenges of driving around from closed "acupressure" place to closed "spa". Sometimes you find a genuine chinese or oriental massage in Seattle, such as this one described by a reviewer:

Oriental...a relaxing alternative to today's trendy spas, today announced that they have expanded their ... facilities in Kirkland.. nine new private rooms. ... Sauna Faculties...body and skin care services including Qigong Tuina massage, Reflexology, anti-aging facials, Chinese body scrubs, and herbal body wraps, hot stone massages, exotic hydrobaths, facials and more. ...mission is to provide Spa services that nurture and relax the body and soul, and bring the body into balance using the eight principles of Traditional Chinese Medicine -- Yin or Yang, Superficial or Internal, Cold or Hot, and Deficient or Replete. Some of services they offer, including Qigong Tuina massage, Reflexology, and cupping therapy, have been used extensively in China for over 2,000 years and date back to at least as early as the Shang dynasty, around 1700 BC.

They offer Tuina massage:

Qigong Tuina massage: A hands-on body massage using acupressure, Tuina (pronounced 'twee-nah') is an integral part of traditional Chinese medicine (TCM) and is taught in TCM schools as part of formal training in Oriental medicine. This massage works holistically and is designed to work on the body's energy channels and point with a wide variety of techniques. Tuina helps to balance up the Qi energy, the vital substances, and the internal organs on which the health of a person's body and mind depend on. It releases tension, increases circulation, reduces pain, promotes blood circulation and removes blood stasis. It leaves people with a deep sense of physical and mental relaxation, revitalization and well-being.

and reflexology:

Reflexology: Dating from C. 3000 BC, reflexology is based in the belief that the image of the entire body, including internal organs, is represented on the surface of the foot. Applying pressure to pressure points only on the feet, Reflexology massages help to stimulate the flow of energy, thus helping to relieve pain or blockages throughout the entire body. Reflexology is also used to ease stress and promote relaxation and is particularly helpful in treating headaches, constipation, and stress-induced disorders.

but they also offer more American fluff spa treatments like this one:

Herbal Body Wraps: These body treatments which include herbal baths, sea-salt scrubs infused with herbs and essential oils, and body wraps, are designed to open up the pores, rejuvenate the body and leave the skin glowing and silky smooth.

I suppose they need to take people's money if the people want to spend it.

Seattle area massage resources: we started the seattle massage listing, which is now updated here. Escort and some massage reviews are on redBook and eroticspice, although they are scary (mostly outdated warnings of rip-offs). Seattle backpage has massage classifieds. Be sure to look at RedBook for massage reviews. Also check out Seattle Nighborhoods. An outdated article on Chinese massage parlors still comes up in Google. Chinese massage therapy is described on this page, all about Tuina and such.

How to give a hand job

I came across this funny video of "how to give a hand job". With all the free porn available on the web, it seems odd that we need models with plastic toys to show us how to give a happy ending. Click on the play control to play it. Don't bother following the URL to a website, it's old and there's nothing good.

 

Sensual Massage for Women

I came across this post on a local directory forum. A woman was describing her first sensual massage experience with a massage therapist:

A bit more then a week ago a friend told me about her Massage Therapist and his amazing unconventional massages. He does a combo of Swedish and Tantric massage giving a thurough but tantalizing massage. She perked my curiousity and I booked a session. She was right he was AMAZING! The massage was the best ever (and I get massages at least twice a week) He was polite and professional he worked very deep but without hurting me ( I hate a fluffy massage almost as much as I hate going ouch and being told that its good for me) his energy was incredible and throughout the session he alternated from extremly light almost tickling to extremly deep (but not jabbing or painful) and always keeping the touch sensual and semi erotic. I never knew my whole body was an erogonous zone. Towards the end I couldnt take it anymore and I put his hand were I really wanted it....
When I stopped shaking I relized he was hugging me all tender and understanding.
All in all it was a extremely powerful emotional and sensual experience, that left me floating for a week. The reason I am asking if I am insane is I have already booked my next massage.

I know of a few incall massage shops in Manhattan that cater to working girls and independent female executives. I've  been there with friends but I am always wierded  out by the dorky guys. Either they are trying to hard to be suave and sohpisticated or they are too jocky for me. For me it's like a bad comedy... I get all embarassed for the guy. Far from sensual. But, the girls like it. They get off, and they love that.

I just put this one out for the ladies, so they know it's not just the men getting hand jobs.

Cuntlet

You may like to read Cuntlet.com, a personal blog by a massage parlor girl.

Masaje orgasmico, Masajes eróticos

Wow. What a great erotic massage video. I'll post a link for the loytal readers, but then I'll take it down.

If you watch it, post a comment here. Let's tell everyone what we think about this, eh?

http://yuvutu.com/index.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=97566

Condoms and Plastic Wrap

There's a new post in Massage News about condoms in masage parlors. Check it out.

Patronizing Working Women: A Human Trait

So there's a lady in the newspaper pimping dogs. Well-off wanna be dog owners who don't have time or energy for actual responsible dog ownership pay her an annual fee ($99), a monthly fee ($49.95) and a per-day usage fee ($39.95). For their money, they get to romp with a dog. The dog treats them like they were King. When they are done romping with the dog, they return it. No fuss, no muss. As we say in the whoring business, you don't pay a prostitute to come see you, you pay her to leave when the time is up. How convenient.

How is this not pimping dogs? And how is the support people show for this "new concept" not an acknowledgement that humans value the option of paying to enjoy select aspects of a relationship, for a limited time, free of any obligations beyond the scheduled appointment? This brings new meaning to the "Girl Friend Experience" (GFE), which is one of the more expensive types of female escorts. If you pay enough to get a GFE, she treats you not like a client, but like she actually is a dream girlfriend. Wow. Kind of like paying to have someone bring over a beautiful, groomed and happy pedigree, just for the day, so you can take it to the park and play frisbee and roll around on the grass and feel all wonderful because you have this great dog, who's a great friend, non-judgemental and all unconditionally loving and such. What's next, puppy whores? I'm sure there are many escort agencies called some variation of "kitty" or "kittens". How far are we from hustling real kittens?

Think about this, folks. That's a $99 membership fee, $50 per month access fee, and $39.99 per day usage fee. Once a week romps with the puppy will cost you $2700 per year. Someone else pays the vet bills, buys the food and flea collars. And that assumes the dog has been properly cared-for. Does anyone know if that's the case? Should be call in the Feds and label this Dog Trafficking? What if you rent an Asian Sharpei? Is that Asian Trafficking?

I bet the doggie Johns don't even know if the dog has actually been tested (for fleas). Do they even care? If they are like most Johns, they won't ask and will just romp around with the dog, flea-irresponsible. What if they go home later and bring the fleas into their own house? Yuck, right? What if - god forbid - a dogless father rents out a gorgeous Doberman for the day, unknown to anyone in his family, and enjoys his secret mans-best-friend during afternoons while he was supposed to be out golfing or shopping for power tools? And if someone finds out? "Hey Marge, I saw Tom over at the park yesterday with a beautiful brown bitch. He was having a ball. Did you buy him that?"

Funny how humans can be, right? I really don't want the animal rights people to go ape over this and shut down another harmeless venture, but seriously, how is this not pimping, and why is this ok and escorting not ok? And don't give me that STD crap... the vast majority of STDs are passed around by non-working men and women, and the working ones are some of the most STD aware and pro-condom people in the world.

Here's an excerpt form the newspaper article, with surprisingly little Missy word replacement. I changed "dog" to "prostitute", "caretaker" to "pimp", "veterinary" to "medical", "four-legged" to "two-legged", "hounds" and "terriers" to "women", and "kennel" to "shelter", with a wee but more artistic license:

[rent-a-pat] is currently available in Los Angeles and San Francisco.... [the owner is] also hoping to franchise the concept so the prostitutes will have housing options other than shelters when not in use. For San Francisco, she's hired a pimp who plans to keep the prostitutes at her house when they aren't on loan to members.

Prostitute lovers who enroll in [rent-a-pet] get to spend time with a two-legged companion from [her] 10 prostitute crew of Afghan, Labrador, and Boston women. The membership costs cover the expense of training the prostitutes, boarding them at a cage-free shelter, home or officer delivery, collar-sized global positioning devices, medical bills and liability insurance. It also pays for the "care kits" - comprised of leashes (condoms?), bowls (makeup?), beds and pre-measured food (Fredericks of Hollywood?)- that accompany each woman on her visits. Charter member XXX said he was thinking about getting a wife when a matchmaker he consulted suggested part time ownership. At first, he had reservations. He never doubted there was room for a woman in his heart. The issue was his life, which included a small, two bedroom apartment and a full-time schedule of college classes in San Diego. I was thinking, "How is a woman going to bounce from house to house and be OK with that", he said. "I didn't want a whore that would come into my place and misbehave". His misgivings were allayed after he spoke with XXXX, who explained that only women with social temperaments were picked for the program, and that each would ideally be shared by no more than two or three owner-members. Since signing up, XXX said he has treid out several women, but fell in love with a black escort named "jackpot", who has become a treasured part of his social network. They spend an average of one day each weekend together. She sleeps at his apartment, and he takes her on hikes, to the beach, and to parks frequented by other prostitute owners. The money spent on his membership has been well worth it, he said.

Honestly, after reading it, don't you just ant to sign yourself on for a membership?

Missing Mom was Massage Erotic Dancer Acupuncturist in Denver

A hot news story in Denver Colorado involves Paige Birgfeld, a twice-divorced mother of three young kids and an active mom in the community. She's now gone missing, after having set up a meeting with a male client in her private massage office. Her car was found burning in an industrial area at the end of June.

According to new reports, she was extremely active and that activity included erotic dancing and escorting out of an unlicensed acupuncture business in Grand Junction, Colorado. Her two ex-husbands were still in the picture, but niether has been called a "person of interest". They haven't been ruled out, though either.

What is clear is that Ms. Birgfeld was a helper and a doer, much like many of us working women. She lived in a million dollar home, and had been married to big lifestyle husbands, but as a single mom she worked constantly, kept a smiling face, and was very supportive in all ways, except perhaps of herself.

That is an issue with many of us. We care about people, we want to help people, and we work hard to help people. That is why you need to tip your massage parlor worker, by the way. I'm just sayin'.

Ayway the report in the Arizona Central notes this:

"Paige has that need to give and help out others," said XXX, a close friend who lived at Birgfeld's for a short time while she and her husband were house-hunting."

Yup. And it seems, like many of us givers, she got abused:

When [ex-husband] finances were failing in 2004, there are indications Birgfeld began using her exotic-dancer skills to make money. An arrest affidavit relates that [ex-husband] was arrested on domestic-violence charges after he slapped and shoved Birgfeld in 2005. The impetus for the altercation was finding underwear in her car that he told the court led him to believe she was performing topless massages "at the least."

She was working to support her and her kid's lifestyle while hubby's financial empire was a crashin', it seems:

"Public speculation initially focused on [ex-husband] because he is infamous for donating millions of dollars' worth of firetrucks and other equipment to departments around the state. Much of the equipment was not paid for...[ex-husband] also lost more than $1 million for a fire-district board he served on. He invested the district's money with the same New York investor who helped [ex-husband] lose his inherited fortune...[ex-husband] and Birgfeld moved to Grand Junction in the late 1990s and bought a home where they lived a flashy lifestyle that included lavish parties and nine cars."

Sounds so familiar.

Massage Tips: Guide for Tipping in a Massage Parlor

I have been asked if I would write about tipping in massage parlors. That is a good topic. A tip is a gratuity; and  many massage girls work mostly for tips. Sometimes (more common in syndicated korean and Russian massage parlors) the girls have to even share their tips with management.

Guidelines for massage parlor tipping

Always tip your massuese. There is no situation where a massage is delivered and the masseuse does not deserve a tip. If someone touches your bare body without being judgemental and in an effort to help you, they deserve a tip. If the treatment was bad, you should not  have allowed the massage to be performed. If you did, then it doesn't matter if it was bad, someone tried and that trying meant tolerating your naked body, touching you, and tolerating you. Tip her.

How much to tip a massuese

Always tip a minimum of $10 per massage session, or $10 per half hour of massage, whichever comes first. That means if you get a 30 minute massage session, always tip at least $10. if you get a one hour massage session, at least tip $20. No excuses, and here's why. Someone has placed their hands upon your bare skin, willingly, and in an effort to please you. That, and that alone, is worth $10. That $10 buys a lunch for the masseuse.

How to tip at a Massage parlor

Cash. That's right, paper money. Have it ready before you go in, because you already know what you want and how much you are willing to pay. allow me to explain.

A typical massage will cost you between $35 and $70 for the session. So have 4 twenties in your pocket to cover that. Simple, right? I can't tell you how many guys go into massage and end up with no money or the wrong kind of money.. like $13 in bills and a bunch of credit cards. If the situation is questionable so you choose a 30 minute session, and it's $40, you're covered (peel off two twenties to pay the fee). If it turned out to be great so you extended it to a full hour, no problem. Hand over your 4 twenties and get some change.

It's real easy guys, stick 4 twenties into your pocket before you go in, and limit yourself to an hour or less so you know you're covered.

So what about the tip? That's the other pocket. Stick a twenty into the other pocket before you go in. It's there for you to take out and hand over as a massage tip fo rthe typical session. No messing with the change from the session fee... just a simple, clean twnety in your pocket all by itself.

Massage Parlor Tips for "extras"

Now this is were it gets "interesting". How much to tip for extra service at a massage parlor, and how to give a tip for extras at a massage parlor? I'll go into that topic in detail inmy next post. If you have ideas to share, please do so in the comments and I will consider them for that post "massage parlors tipping: how to tip for extras at a massage parlor"

Tantra Tantric Sex and the Kama Sutra

I'm exploring the Kama Sutra and tantric sex in my personal life. It's one of the ways to enjoy sexual relations with a personal lover, when you are a whore. I mean, I can't just do with him what I do for money, because it gets all crazy emotional. But if I explore tantra (tantric sex), something I have never done and will never do with a paying erotic massage customer, that's personal, right? I'd never try and integrate sensual massage for money with tantric, psychological bonding.

The kama sutra is the book that brings us information on tantric sex. I've gotten a copy for myself, and a video on tantra. So far, very interesting.

How about you? Any experience with real kama sutra tantric stuff?

Tantra, Tantric practice, and the Kama Sutra

Tantra and tantric are terms sometimes associated with erotic massage. The kama sutra is the famous book about sex, and includes describes of tantra, and tantric practices.

I'm exploring this in my life right now. What about you?